teencry:

how i comfort my friends:

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(via iamashleytoyou)

notlostonanadventure:

bewbin:

if u were dating a FBI agent and you dumped him.

he would be ur fed ex 

I hope the NSA people scanning my blog got a chuckle out of that

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zubat:

What I love the most about skulls is their “in your face” attitude

(Source: zubat, via timetraveling-teacozy)

thesorrovv:

ma’am im sorry but that baby was due today, i don’t care if its not done just turn in what you have

(via yourheartcantellnolies)

i just want to sit on your lap and make out for like eight hours

(Source: lamemom, via yourheartcantellnolies)

bombing:

attention passengers this is your pilot speaking, we’re going to be experiencing some heavy turbulence shortly so please strap in. this loser just bet that i couldn’t do a 360 barrel roll in this thing and let’s just say i’m about to be $20 richer real soon

(via livein--haze)

religiousmom:

do you ever wanna listen to music but every song is just not the right song

(Source: ttity, via gypsy--soul)

always-arousedxxx:

Your idea of helping…
rosefire:

gaywitch-practisingabortion:

situationalstudent:

purplespacecats:

professorbutterscotch:

kiskolee:

THIS.

I have never thought about it in this context
that’s actually really, really creepy.

I… fuck.

Yeah, basically.

I once pointed this out to my mother and she just stared at me, in stunned silence for ages. 

There will always be a girl who is less sober, less secure, with less friends walking in a darker part of town. I want her safe just as much as I want me safe.
as-southernaspossible:

Can we just talk about how perfect this is!