if u were dating a FBI agent and you dumped him.
he would be ur fed ex
I hope the NSA people scanning my blog got a chuckle out of that
What I love the most about skulls is their “in your face” attitude
ma’am im sorry but that baby was due today, i don’t care if its not done just turn in what you have
i just want to sit on your lap and make out for like eight hours
attention passengers this is your pilot speaking, we’re going to be experiencing some heavy turbulence shortly so please strap in. this loser just bet that i couldn’t do a 360 barrel roll in this thing and let’s just say i’m about to be $20 richer real soon
do you ever wanna listen to music but every song is just not the right song