itspugaputas:

"GOD I LOVE BEING MEXICAN", I say after a huge sigh and unbuttoning of my pants after eating tostiloco, ice cream, and chorizo con papa tacos for dinner.

(via chasmsoflove)

h0llo:

hot guy in the drive thru called me “ma’am” I just got mom zoned

(via rickylpls)

scarred-and-silent:

everywordinexistence:

i miss getting party bags at the end of parties why dont we still do that party bags were the best part of the party

It was like a reward for being sociable

(via timetraveling-teacozy)

theroyalorphans:

vulgarswami:

vulgarswami:

johnlockinthetardiswithdestiel:

MY MOM SET A TOWEL ON THE COUNTER AND IT JUST FUCKING CAUGHT ON FIRE

THERE WAS NOTHING NEAR IT IT JUST SPONTANEOUSLY COMBUSTED

Is your mother Spencer Shay

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He just gets slowly less concerned

(Source: dammit-jim-im-a-blog, via timetraveling-teacozy)

thegirlwithcaramelskin:

the-altar:

grebnesieh:

Grab her booty in front of dudes who want her.

Grab her booty in front of women who want you.

That second one means so much.

(via newyork-rhody)

corysanchez:

im in the mood to non stop makeout right now

(via littlecity-expensivetaste)

dislap:

exitmusicforafilmm:

crypticrose:

c-aramelize:

bur-gund-y:

c-aramelize:

living-afairytale:

c-aramelize:

so oxygen went on a date with potassium today…it went OK.

i thought oxygen was dating magnesium…OMg

actually oxygen first asked nitrogen out, but nitrogen was all like “NO”

I thought oxygen had that double bond with the hydrogen twins

looks like someone’s a HO

NaBrO

i’m done with all of you

So I finally found the science side

(via timetraveling-teacozy)

my-name-is-bean:

Bruh
ltalian:

that’s exactly what someone who’s dating their dad would say
shuck-you:

When my parents ask why I don’t go out